- All Screwed Up
I don't know if you like me but it's true I'm totally retarded for you May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue Or having my mom tell me what to do It alway...
- At The Mall
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- Ben Weasel
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 15:14:38 -0500 From:
[email protected] (Josh Lanza) Subject: Ben Weasel by The Queers Ben Weasel by the Queers from the album Beat Off tabbed...
- Ben Weasel
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts He always flips his lid But deep down inside he loves you kids I know that you think he's just a goon But he makes lit...
- Cut it Dude
All the guys that look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls they get so impressed It maked me wanna die All that long hair makes me whine It's '95 no...
- Daydreaming
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through But now I ain't since I got you Oh honey, don't, fdon't you be so cool Stick with me, I'll stick with you Yeah...
- Debra Jean
One thing I know it's true - I need a little girl like you So I can stop hanging around So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know I'm starting to get ol...
- Debra Jean
BASS TABLATURE: This is the bass tablature for DEBRA JEAN from the album LOVE SONGS FOR THE RETARDED written by THE QUEERS. This was song was figured ...
- Debra Jean
Date: Sun, 28 Apr 96 16:39:24 -0500 (CDT) From: MaxObeidin GUITAR TABLATURE: This is the tablature for DEBRA JEAN from the album LOVE SONGS FOR THE RETARDED wr...
- Definitely
Funny thoughts and funny words I've said Are rattling around inside my head This world ain't exactly how it seems These days things are weird and everybody's me...
- Didnt Want None
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- Dont Puke
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dont puke - the queers -----------------------------------...
- Drop The Attitude Fucker
We see you with your ponytqail and flannel 'round your waist Sideburns, goatees and pimples on your face According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip Do u...
- Everything's Going my Way
I didn't feel so hot when I woke up today The phone rang, I grabbed it and I heard you say: "Hey man, whatcha doin' right now, Get off your ass and come downtow...
- Fag Town
Song:Fag Town Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk G:--------------------------------------- D:----------------------------------...
- Feling Groovy
I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer My life is in shambles, you know I'm a Queer My head it really pounds and pounds Records just go round and round Mom ...
- Flesh For Tulu
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- flesh for tulu - the queers --------------------------------------------...
- From Your Boy
I'm hanging 'round hoping hard That you wanna be with me always and always It's my way of saying won't you stick around me For the rest of your life I'm gonna ...
- Fuck This World
I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon And now I just don't care what's going on outside this room Things aren't getting better My future's ...
- Fuck You
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- fuck you - the queers --------------------------------------------------...
- Gay Boy
Song:Gay Boy Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk G:----------------------------------------- D:---------------------------------...
- Gay Boy
From:
[email protected] Date: Thu, 28 Sep 1995 16:02:27 -0400 (EDT) Subject: TAB:gay boy by the queers taken from the "grow up" album riff 1 (played 4x) ...
- Get Over You
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 18:42:41 -0500 From:
[email protected] (Josh Lanza) Subject: CRD: Queers, Get Over You Get Over You by The Queers from the Surf Goddess EP ta...
- Granola Head
From:
[email protected] Date: Wed, 17 Apr 1996 20:32:44 -0400 Subject: TAB: Granola-head by the Queers TAB: GRANOLA-HEAD by the QUEERS from the album "Love Songs...
- Granola-head
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me Or getting all screwed up on LSD Or eating bean sprouts all day long And smoking pot out of a bong Wearing flowers in my hai...
- Grounded
Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room My mother caught me in her purse - Hey that's just my luck ...
- Half Shitfaced
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 15:19:35 -0500 From:
[email protected] (Josh Lanza) Subject: Half Shitfaced by The Queers Half Shitfaced by The Queers from the album Beat O...
- Half Shitfaced
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the ...
- Half Shitfaced
I think paying fucking rent sucks I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks I spilled a beer in the living room I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon Half shitfaced Half ...
- Hawaii (brian Wilson)
I think paying fucking rent sucks I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks I spilled a beer in the living room I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon Half shitfaced Half ...
- Hi Mom
From:
[email protected] HI,MOM, IT'S ME by the Queers from the album "Love Songs for the Retarded" written by Joe King Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshockt...
- Hi Mom, It's me
I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk Because every night I come home drunk Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit The ugly little monkey who used t...
- High School Psychopath II
I didn't know my name - my girlfriend is a pain My mom and dad they reallt freak me out I'm really fucking fried - why am I alive? Mom and Dad they always screa...
- I Can't Stand You
I can't stand politicians, I can't stand talk show hosts I can't stand prohibition, I can't stand David Frost Can't stand what you say or what you do What you s...
- I Can't Stop Farting
Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon I g...
- I Didn't Get Invited to The Prom
I never get to do what I want to do My brain is fried and my heart is screwed I'm hurting and it's all because of you Let me tell ya: Nothing's not right, not a...
- I Didnt Puke
THE QUEERS-I DIDN'T PUKE Tabbed by Ben H (PunkAsPhuck) e------------- B------------- G------------- D-5/7-7-7-7--- A-5/7-7-7-7--- (x8) E-3/5-5-5-5--- e...
- I Dont Wanna Work
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- I Got a Girlfriend
She don't care what I think, she don't care what I do Even though things don't go right, I know here love for me is true I love to love her, I want you to know ...
- I Hate Everything
I hate anchovie pizza Asparagus and peas Wanting my dessert And having to say please I hate Well I hate everything (2x) I hate the Grateful Dead Their hippi fan...
- I Met Her
Date: Mon, 01 Jul 1996 20:45:57 -0700 From: Ben Rand "I Met Her At The Rat" by The Queers from the album "Grow Up" tabbed by Ben Rand -
[email protected] imp...
- I Spent The Rent
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the queers - i spent the rent ------------------------------------------...
- I Trash This Place
Song:I Trash This Place Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk G:------------------------------------ D:---------------------------...
- I Want Cunt
Song:I Want Cunt Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk 1st part G:------------------------------ D:------------------------------ ...
- If You Only Had a Brain
Your mouth is always ope, you think you're so damn smart Without all your friends around you just fall apart Please tell me now what's the score You know it, yo...
- Kicked Out Of The Webelos
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- kicked out of the webelos - queers -------------------------------------...
- Like A Parasite
Song:Like A Parasite Band:The Queers Album:Hopelessly Devoted To You Too tabbed by:Andrew Hunter This is may first tab so it may not be exactly right bu...
- Live This Life
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 15:32:33 -0500 From:
[email protected] (Josh Lanza) Subject: CRD: Queers, Live This Life Live This Life by The Queers from the album Beat Of...
- Live This Life
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the ...
- Live This Life
I'm sick of being pushed around and misunderstood Explain myself the best I can but it doesn't do any good I wish Joey was president, oh what can I say And ever...
- Love Me
Song:Love Me Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk G:----------------------------------- D:----------------------------------- A:-...
- Macarthurs Park
Song:MacArthur's Park Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk slow part G:-----------------------------------------------------------...
- Monster Zero
I took her to the drive-in, she looked so sweet We started necking in the back seat She says she's crazy, well I'm crazy too I think that bonehead should stop s...
- Motherfucker
Artist: The Queers Song: Motherfucker Tabbed by: Rick (
[email protected]) AIM: rickrack97 Chords: E5 (022xxx) G5 (355xxx) A5 (577xxx) C5 (x355xx) D5 (x...
- Next Stop Rehab
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next Stop Rehab - The Queers ---------------------------------------------...
- Next Stop Rehab
I started out by sniffing glue Killing brain cells one by one's so cool Pissing off my mom, acting really dumb When you get down to it, having lots of fun What...
- Night of The Livid Queer
Am I going crazy or is it my empty head B-Face is so lazy all he does is stay in bed Going out with Nikki made Hugh's brain grow dim But Johnny Ramine knows I c...
- Noodle Brain
Sittin' drinkin' a brew, tryin' not to think of you I think you suck, you acted like a slut Did you ever really like me I think I know the answer Fuck you Well ...
- Number One
Band: The Queers Song: Number one Album: Don't back down Tabbed: ryan Verse G:------------------------------------------------------- D:-----------------------...
- Nuni In New York
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- nuni in new york - the queers ------------------------------------------...
- Peppermint Girl
She's shooting arrows through my heart Builds me up then tears me apart She looks hot but she's cool She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know I'm really...
- She's a Cretin
Always thinking she's so fucking cool With some politics that would make Bozo drool Well I'd really like to smash her fucking face And knock her fat ass into ou...
- Shes a Cretin
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 16:28:38 -0500 From:
[email protected] (Josh Lanza) Subject: TAB: Queers, She's a Cretin She's A Cretin by The Queers from the album Move Bac...
- Steak Bomb
No words.
- Surf Goddess
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 18:22:13 -0500 From:
[email protected] (Josh Lanza) Subject: Tab: Queers, Surf Goddess Surf Goddess by The Queers from the Surf Goddess EP ta...
- Teenage Gluesniffer
John Rioux was his hane Screwing up was his game Oh gosh he hates his folks In fact, his whole life is a joke Well he's only seventeen He knows everything His ...
- This Place Sucks
Song:This Place Sucks Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk Chorus: G:---------------------------------------------------- D:------...
- Today I Fell In Love
the queers - today i fell in love verse e--------------------------------------------------------------| B----------------------------------------------------...
- Too Many Twinkies
The Queers Too many twinkies tabbed by:
[email protected] Intro: ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ------3--...
- Too Many Twinkies
Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve Just look at me and ...
- Tulu Is A Wimp
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- tulu is a wimp - the queers --------------------------------------------...
- Ursula Finally Has Tits
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl Even before her first pubic hair would curl Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out Man that 13 year old punk ro...
- Voodoo Doll
I know girls, and I know you And all the stupid games you play I'm not good enough for you Well this is what I say You may not know it but hey it's true He don...
- Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
Song:wimpy Drives Through Harlem Band:The Queers Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short tabbed by:Donk verse G:------------------------------------- D:------------...
- You Make me Wanna Puke
Well I got problems, yes I do But tey never get me down Whenever I see your face, my head starts spinning 'round A boo-hoo-hoo-hoo Boo-hoo-hoo I got problems, ...
- You're Tripping
You suck Motherfucker I hate "white power" I hate your band Can't you see This ain't Nazi Germany Bring on the beers 'Cause we are the Queers You're tripping Yo...
- Youre Tripping
From:
[email protected] Date: Tue, 2 Apr 1996 15:47:17 -0500 Subject: THE QUEERS THE QUEERS " you're tripping" of the album Love Songs For The Retarded I dont kn...