- Betty Ford's Clinic
It's that time of year, It's time to go abroad, It's time to go on holiday, And visit Betty Ford's. Get some beers right down my neck, I'm gonna get right out o...
- Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden?
Can I cultivate your groinal garden?
- Cobwoman Of Death Meets Mr. Smellymop
Cobwoman of substance Bring me a cheese scone, Filled with yummy entrails, Let me dvour your ice cream buns. Peroy Thrower hamburgers dear, Pork pies filled wit...
- Did You Spill My Pint?
Stood next to me, The first degree, I saw the fall, And hit the floor. Did you spill my pint? I've got no beer, It means I'm queer, I'll start a fight, Punch ou...
- Dodo Doe
Who cares, if it's fiction of fact? The editorial management, they know where it's at, Power to crush, power to praise, They are lost in a dimwitted daze, Origi...
- Duck Off
Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, etc.
- F.A.T. (Facist And Tubby)
Is that your gut? Or the front of a bus? You should be ashamed of yourself. You look like a baloon, 'Cos you're so full of lard, It's good for none of our healt...
- Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob
Too much too high You smoke, you die Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob, Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, ...
- Got No Legs_ Don't Come Crawling To Me
You've got no legs, don't come crawling to me
- Icky Ficky
One, two, three, four. My name's Mr. Normaltyon, I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke, My life's mundane, I hate my job, My life's mundane, I'm uch a knob. I don'...
- Judgement Day (Assume The Position)
My boss at work, Is such a twat, He wants to spank my bottom, With a cricket bat. He says he'll use, A Gunn and Moore, And spank my bottom 'till, It's really so...
- Kids In America
Lookin' out a dirty old window Watchin' all the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone And i wonder why. Friday night and evryone's moving. I can feel ...
- Kids In America (Remix)
[Kim Wilde]
- Lancer With Your Zancer
When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lancer with your zancer Oi, Arthur, Come over here, Take thi swo...
- Maim Mower Maim
Big Green Hungry Mean Maim mower, maim Inyour garden on your lawn, With your mower, Bobbing along doing jobs, Thinking life's just fine, Youbend down, the mower...
- Ooh Crikey
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Crikey!
- Punk As Fuck
Punk As FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
- Rad Dude
Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams, You've got a board and a baseball hat, Don't fill me with your right on crap. So...
- Satan's Trampoline
Big and fat and bouncy, Rectangle on the floor, You bounce and bouncer, 'Till you can't take anymore, You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean, You'll w...
- Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (Skank Mix)
Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. CHORUS: Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Rape the virgin, Blades destroy th...
- Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades
General defarmatory remarks about Satan, people I don't like, and egg and cress sandwiches, none of which make the blindest bit of difference, 'cos you can't un...
- Sheepdip
All year long we get a rough deal, Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields, Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be Slaughtered and turned into Big Mac of Wimpey. B...
- Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall
Pointy teeth as sharp as blades, Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace, Pointy sticks - they make him mad, 'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad. Spook, Pery, Snooker ...
- Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch, You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch, His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes, Other forms of lif...
- Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down Weebles are around, Don't fall down Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobbl...