- A Little Song i Learned Upstream in Prison One Day
This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This land has lots of everything For me and Elmer Fudd. This land has lots of trouser, This land has l...
- Back From The Shadows, Again
The Whisperin' Squash[singing]: Back from the Shadows again ! Out where an In-jun's your friend! Where the veg'tables are green, And you can pee into the strea...
- Frigate Matilda
Frigate Matilda! Frigate Matilda! Won't you come frig in the riggin' with me? Oh we swung from the bunk and bunged another cabin boy! Won't you frig old Matilda...
- I Can Tell by The Pie on Your Tie
I can tell by the pie on your tie You're an American, well so am I! Hi bub, How are ya? How do ya' do? And while we're on the subject... And while we're on the ...
- I Was Born.....an American!
I was born.....an American! I was raised...an American! And I'll die...an American! In America,with Armenians!
- Loostners Castor-oil Flakes
Oh, it ain't no use If you ain't got the boost The boost you get from Loostners (Loo-ooo-oosnters)
- Papoon For President!
Papoon, Papoon for President! There is no one to Blame! Papoon for our chief President! You Know He's not Insane!
- Peorgie's Song
(Android Sisters:) Porgy Tirebiter! He's a spy and a girl delighter, Orgie Firefighter! He's just a student like you. If you're looking for a Captain of the Ri...
- Pick a Bale o' Dacron
You gotta jump down, spin around! (Huhn!) And pick a bale o' Dacron You gotta jump down, spin around! And pick some Nylon, too! [whipcrack] Agggh...!
- Rat in a Box
(Also heard on the Nick Danger "Yolks" video) Intro: When you can't stand the pace In the Big Rodent Race 'Come on in where it's safe Where the menu is tref.....
- The Rough-as-a-cob March
(source: From "Big Book of Plays", page 62-63) Choir: We're marching, marching to Shibboleth, With the Eagle and the Sword! We're praising Zion 'til her deat...
- We're Bringing The War Back Home
We're bringing the war back home Where it ought to have been before! We'll kill all the bees And spiders and flies And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their s...
- What Makes America Great?
It's candied apples and ponies with dapples you can ride all day! It's girls with pimples And cripples with dimples that just wont go away ! Its spics and wops ...
- Yankee Doodle Came to Terms
Yankee Doodle came to terms, Writing Martin Buber. Stuck a Fuehrer in our back, And called it Shicklegruber! [trumpet plays "retreat"]