How wax drippin’honey what do you say
I got a brand new record that I gotta play
She says a ’not now boy’ but I did anyway
’cause I’m readyso ready
Your lips smackin’patty whackin’ walkin’ the street
I got a rag top chevynow I’m back on my feet
I get and e.m.h.o* woody when I sitin the seat
’cause I’m readyso readyyeah
I got a girlfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes
’cause in the pink she looks so fine
She’s got the cracker jack now
All I want’s the prizehoney
I know these hookers down on 42:nd street but a
Ill-gotten booty’s not my style
I’ll take a raincheck till I get back on my feethoney
’cause I’m all right
Ohyour daddy says I’m all right
Ohyour mama says I’m all right
Ohmy old lady says I’m all right
Whip crackin’ floozy way out of control
She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll
I got the right keybabybut the wrong key hole
And I’m readyso ready
I’m a red hot pistol and I’m ready to fight
I’m a ’38 special on a saturday night
I’m gonna kiss your boo-boohoney make it all right
’cause I’m readyso ready
I got a crusier with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kisshoneythet’s my kinda trashyeah
My brand new baby’s lookin’ f.i.n.e.* — fine
The sun is shining every day
Ain’t got no rubbersnow it’s rainin’ all the timehoney
’cause I’m all right
My little sister says I’m all right
Ohmy brother thinks I’m all right
And my old lady knows I’m all right
I feel like I’m hung up on the line
I’d die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f.i.n.e. — fine
Let’s put our clothes back on
And by the way girlwhat’s your name again
Come oncome oncome oncome on
Oh yeahyeah
’cause I’m all right
Ohyour daddy says I’m all right
Ohand tipper thinks I’m all right
Ohjoe perry says I’m all right
I pitch my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back-seat lover that’s a-callin’ my name
She’s gonna blow my covershe’s as hot as a flame
But I’m ready
I shove my tongue right between your cheeks
Fee I haven’t made love nowfor 24 weeks
I hear that you’re so tight now your lovin’ squeaks
And I’m readyso ready
Yeahyeahyeahyeah….