Man this is ridiculous. Zack Gowen versus me?
Two minutes ago you wanted my autograph on a Word Life ringer tee.
Are you stupid? I just beat the Undertaker man!
I can handle the Last Ride, you can’t handle the last stand.
Only offense you got is a plastic leg drop,
And whether you like it or not homie, you feeling hip hop.
You’re still good for two things, and one is being a waste of space,
The other is being a perfect partner in a three-legged race.
But that’s ok. We got something in common Zack, but I can pull off the trick,
I got one leg. I don’t need a fake, I’ll put a boot on my D***!
