(keith)my name is keith b-real and I’m will smiths cousin
(will)keithwhatchu doin?
(keith)uhnutin will nutin
(woman)wow! your’re his cousin? !?
(keith)uhwill let me expla-
(will)keith!!!!!! you are a liar and a half!
(keith)i just couldn’t help myself will…your’re the most famous guy I know
(will)we met yesterday in a strip club…i barely even know you
(keith)well I know your sisteruh hillary
(will)she was on the fresh prince of bel-airkeith! it’s a show!
(keith)uhI gotta go. see ya later will{the sound of his feet running}
(will)boycome back here!{the sound of will’s feet runningnow}
