The first time we met you were a kennel maid
The first time we met you were a kennel maid
You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid
You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid
You were holding a greyhound in trap number one
You were holding a greyhound in trap number one
Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun.
Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun.
Now we’re both together
Now we’re both together
We’re never gonna break apartno no
We’re never gonna break apartno no
’cause we’re a happy couple you and me
’cause we’re a happy couple you and me
With a greyhound at either knee.
With a greyhound at either knee.
I’ll have ten shillings to win on camera flashyoung man
I’ll have ten shillings to win on camera flashyoung man
What dog’s thatit’s a deucelook at it.
What dog’s thatit’s a deucelook at it.
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
We’re a happy couple you and me
We’re a happy couple you and me
With a greyhound at either knee.
With a greyhound at either knee.
We go to the dog track on saturday night
We go to the dog track on saturday night
We put all our money on a dog that we like
We put all our money on a dog that we like
A kiss and a cuddlea hot meat pie
A kiss and a cuddlea hot meat pie
Two dollar tickets and a starry sky.
Two dollar tickets and a starry sky.
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
’ceptin’ youlittle darling
We’re a happy couple you and me
We’re a happy couple you and me
With a baby on either knee.
With a baby on either knee.
Yes it’s you little darling
Yes it’s you little darling
Yes it’s you little darling
Yes it’s you little darling
Now it’s you little darling
Now it’s you little darling
Now it’s you.
Now it’s you.
Girlwhere’s me wage packet ? ? ? ? ?
Girlwhere’s me wage packet ? ? ? ? ?
Ah I’ll put twenty-five knicker please on gallop printer
Ah I’ll put twenty-five knicker please on gallop printer
OhI hope the wife don’t find out
OhI hope the wife don’t find out
Yesit’s sure to winisn’t it
Yesit’s sure to winisn’t it
YesI knowit’s a good dogI saw it run at white city
YesI knowit’s a good dogI saw it run at white city
Just last weekbroke the recordgallop printer
Just last weekbroke the recordgallop printer
Nice dogyeslovely formlovely buttocks.
Nice dogyeslovely formlovely buttocks.