[Key: T-Tommy (Space), C-Cerys, CT-Both]
T — What did I do wrong?
C — Oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo
T — I am really all that bad?
C — You’re worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddy Krueger
T — Why are we still together?
C — Oh, I can’t leave you till you’re dead
T — You mean till death do us part
C — I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe through your head
T — It was lucky for us I turned the radio on
C — They say that music soothes the savage beast
T — There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red
CT — The two of us would’ve surely have ended up dead
[chorus]
CT — You stopped us from killing each other (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
CT — You’ll never know but you saved our lives (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C — I’ve never thrown my knickers at you
T — And I don’t come from wales
T — Still haven’t solved our problems
C — You mean we hate each other’s guts
T — Still want to poison your pizza
C — And I still want to cut off your nads
T — I’ve phoned the marriage guidance
C — I’ve tied the phone-line round your neck
T — I’m sick of all this hatred
C — Oh, that’ll be the arsenic making you sick
T — You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff
C — As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on
T — You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes
CT — It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits
[chorus]
C — And now our war is over
T — I’ve lost the urge to break your neck
C — I owe my life to What’s New Pussycat
T — Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you’re dead
C — Oh, I used to call Satan
T — I called you Cruella de Ville
C — But now you call me your Delilah
T — And now i’m not your Lucifer
C — And I am just a pussycat
T — But just a word of warning now
C — Just in case we ever get tired of his voice
T — I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong
C — And I know an atom bomb that’s going for a song
[chorus] x2
