Heh!
I’m all feed up, watchin’ tv
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I always drift on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh
Hey, tell me who you’re gonna call, when you need that affection
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
There just ain’t no love line in her direction, oh
All you bad bad boys — call her up on the spank line, ah yeah
All you bad bad boys — call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man, after that, it cost ya four
And she’ll be up for negotiations, if you call back for more
Now who you’re gonna call when you need that special (special) little something