Now then, are there any questions? (G G G-G-G-G E C)
Now then, are there any questions? (ditto)
If there are none, (C C C A)
Then I am done (C C C G)
(And I have nothing more to say-ay) (E D C B D C A D C)
(Last line not sure about, and also the music may be wrong)
First student:
Man, he asks if there are questions
Man, I’ve got a million questions
I’ve got a ton,
And every one,
Would take a half a day to ans-wer.
There may have been more verses; I don’t remember. If someone else knows
Of this, I’d be delighted to hear of a place to locate it. (It may have
Been a follow-on to the «Professor’s Song»?)
The only other Lehrer in my repertoire is «An awful debility, a lessened
Utility, a loss of mobility, is a strong possibility,…» …which
Unfortunately begins to strike closer to home every year…