(version sung as OFF enters Capital City:)
(lines by members of OFF are spoken, not sung; Tony’s line «Hey,
Good to see you» is also spoken.)
Homer: Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!
Marge: Look, the Cross-Town Bridge!
(begin vamp)
Bart: Wow!
Homer: Wow.
Tony Bennett: There’s a swingin’ town I know called… Capital
City.
Lisa: The Penny Loafer!
Tony: People stop and scream hello in… Capital City.
Homer: Kids, look! Street crime!
Tony: It’s the kind of place that makes a bum feel like
A king.
Homer: Wow, that’s service!
Tony: And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo,
Super-king.
Marge: Look, it’s Tony Bennett!
Tony: Hey, good to see you.