I am not so upset about my horrible self
But why don’t you go upset yourself
Hey here’s the mirror see your stupid face
What a disgrace man and you know it’s true
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Everyone’s against me
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Oi-oi-oi-oi
Don’t stare at me it’s freakin’ me out
Look what’s happening now it’s all your fault
You can’t do nothin’ absolutely nothing’ o.k.
Why don’t you get a hoola hoop
And do the cretin hop and
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Everyone’s against me