ive been feeling dull as a coat hanger pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutres where his magic johnson ought to be
yes i’ll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
lets start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for the counter productive
up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut
tight the lights are staying out but no sweat ive got aim like a mack truck
guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
guess right get the toaster but you know miss guessing gets you nowhere
i’ve been baking cakes for the enemy
i’ve been dying to find out the hard way
ive been taking friends to the alleyway
two down now but whos counting anyway?
yes i can do everything you need from out of my S U V
my work is garunteed to last the length of your recovery
put away those pliers honey trust me cause i know the options
how about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
i’ve been getting up close and intimate
some close calls but oh im getting into it
in some states i heard you can burn for it
but ill burn that bridge when i get to it
it’s not a bad thing
to get proffesional
its got a nice ring
mandy goes to med school
i’ve been taking tips from the government
ive been getting damn good at hiding it
fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
two down now but whos gonna notice it?
if you show up and i am unavailable
my partner Brian would love to take care of you
he is a nice man
fairly relaible
he’s in a rockband
and he goes to medschool
and he goes to medschool
and he goes to medschool