So you want to be a rock and roll star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
Then take some time and learn
How to play
And with your hair swung right
And your pants too tight
It’s gonna be all right
Then it’s time to go downtown
Where the agent man won’t let you down
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell
Plastic ware
And in a week or two
If you make the charts
The girls’ll tear you apart
