It’s the little old lady from Pasadena
It’s the little old lady from Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red Super-Stock Dodge
~CHORUS~
And everybody’s saying there’s nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She’s a terror out on Colorado Boulevard
It’s the little old lady from Pasadena
You can see her on the street just gettin’ her kicks now
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
With her four speed stick and her four-twenty-six now
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
She’s gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
‘Cause she can’t keep her foot off the accelerator