Capo II
C — x32010
Am — x02210
F — 133211
G — 320033
C9 — x32333
Intro (not particularily accurate!) (x2):
E|———3—0————1h3p1—0——————-3—0———
B|————————————————————3p1—
G|———0———-0———————-0———0————
D|——2——2————3——2——-2———2——2—-2—-
A|—3————-0——————-3———3——————
E|—————————————————————-
E|—————
B|———3—1—
G|—————
D|———0——
A|——2——3—
E|—3————
The verses seem to be fingerpicked as well, but I don’t really know how. You can strum them
Or arpeggio them, they still sound good.
C Am F C
I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind
C Am G C
Then my neighbour got a dog
C Am F C
He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute
C Am G C
But it still looked like a chihuahua
F C G C
He had me over to watch it sit and beg
F C Am G
It bit my knee and made love to my leg
C Am F C
Now it barks all the night and all of the day
C Am G C
Whenever it’s not peeing on my lawn
Repeat intro
I didn’t get to sleep last night till very late
The stupid dog barked and grrred
I woke up late and ran to catch the bus
But I slipped on a turd
I was certain it wasn’t one of mine
With that the dog had crossed over the line
I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind
From my lovely little suburb
(Tempo change!)
C
I’m gonna kill the dog next door
Ain’t gonna bark anymore
F
Cause this is judgment day
G
The little runt has got to pay
No more turds on my lawn
That stupid mutt will soon be gone
I’m gonna kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill that dog
F G C
I see the little monster in my garden
G C
So I grab an axe and off I go
F G C
And I try my best to get it
Am G
All I do is sever my big toe
My neighbour comes outside to calm me
He says his dog and me should just be friends
F G C Am
He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands
F G
Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might
I’m gonna kill the dog next door
Ain’t gonna bark anymore
Cause this is judgment day
The little runt has got to pay
No more turds on my lawn
That stupid mutt will soon be gone
I’m gonna kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill that dog
Now the stupid mutt’s in doggie heaven
I strangled it to death and now I’m free
But my trouble ain’t quite over
My neighbour called the cops on me
I end up at the police station
Where I am told that I must pay
A three hundred dollar fine
Wow what a great value I think I’ll kill my neighbour too
I’m gonna kill the guy next door
Won’t call the cops anymore
I never liked him anyway
Three hundred isn’t much to pay
There are turds on my lawn
They must be his, his dog is gone
I’m gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill that guy
End on C9
