I don’t wanna go and party
I don’t wanna shoot the pier
I don’t wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don’t wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I don’t wanna do a bong load
and go and wrench on the car
I don’t wanna hose the dog shit down
cause I ain’t even gonna get out of bed
I ain’t gettin, I ain’t gettin out of bed today
Keep on skankin’ Ronnie
skank the night away
But the time is coming
for us all to pay.
I don’t wanna watch no porno
I don’t wanna play guitar
I don’t wanna spank the monkey
I don’t wanna go down to the corner bar
and I ain’t even got to listen to all the stupid shit you got to say
I don’t wanna do a god damn thing
I don’t want to, want to leave my bed today
I don’t wanna eat burritos, or read about OJ
No I don’t want to get a head rush
cause I ain’t gettin out of bed today
I ain’t got to leave my bed today, no way