Stephen Lynch: Перевод «Superhero»

If I could be a superhero, I would be Awesome Man
I’d fly around the world fighting crime according to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie hurting other people and making them cry
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van, cause I would be Awesome Man
Now some Criminals want you to be a criminal so they offer you things like
drugs and alchohal, we know what to do kids, we just say no
If I could be a superhero I would be Drug-Free Boy telling the world of
the evils of drugs and all of the lives they destroy, well I’d take all the junkies getting so
high with their needles and bongs and sticks made of tie, as I burn them alive I would squeal with
joy cause I would be drug free boy
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If I could be a Superhero I would be Immagration Dude, I’d send all the foriegners back to their homes
for eating up all of our food. and taking our welfare and best jobs to boot like landscaping, diswashing and picking our fruit I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their bruit cause I’d be Immagration Dude
Kids you can make up your very own superhero if you could who would it be?
If you could be a superhero would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they desevrve esspecially women who lie like if a wife left her husband with 3 kids and a job to run off to Hawai with some doctor named Bob we could skin them and drain them of blood so they die- especially Bob Then you would be Justice Guy,
Or if it would be more suttle no I didn’t mean to be vauge give her the mad cow deiseae let her die of the plauge as long as they suffer for terrible lies-especially bob, then you would be Justice Guy, yes then you would be a superhero like me.