She’s Got a Smile
by Stephen Lynch
submitted by ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin!)
Very simple, very funny…
Finger pick through G C D G for the verses
G C D G
She’s got a smile, oh she’s got a smile
G C D G
And she’s flashing it right at me
She’s got a wink, a wink across the bar
and I know that’s meant to be.
She’s got a walk, oh she’s walking over
and I think this could be my day.
She’s got a … friend, oh she’s a got a friend
Why she standing in her way?
*strum G C D G
Its a big fat friend
Oh God there’s always one (Big fat friend)
To spoil my f**king fun.
Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock
Leave your chubby friend at home because she’s gonna
block the c**k
Now I’m afraid of no man, with any I’l contend,
But I cannot compete with your big fat friend
*pick again
So big fat friend, ah we meet again,
You won’t leave her alone
you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments
while you’re sucking on a chicken bone
I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your Achilles’ Heel and he’s standing next to me
My non-discriminating friend
So what that you’re a cow (non discriminating friend)
I’ll nail you any how.
I know that he’s no looker and he’s had a couple rounds
But for every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds.
Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend
