I’m not a human if that’s what you think
Even though my eyes are blue and my skin is so pink
I am an android
It isn’t blood that flows in my veins
It’s a strange kind of fluid which reminds of oil, which means
I am an android
My electronic heart is a microchip
And the rest of me is more or less plastique
I am an android
Don’t see me as a robot, that’s something I don’t like
You see, a robot is so clumsy, as clumsy as a bike
I am an android
I am so gracious, more than anyone
So just call for me and anything will be done
I am an android
Usually I am a nice little prick
Especially when i swing my silver dick
I am an android