I WANNA BE A ROCK’N ROLL STAR
I WANNA BE THE ONE WHO PLAYS AN ACE GUITAR
IN EVERY TOWN I WANT TO GET MY DRINKS FOR FREE
AND THOUSAND GIRLS WILL CRY WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE
HEY, HEY, HEY ROCK’N ROLL STAR
I WANNA BE THE ONE WITH PREFERENCE TO FUCK
A HEAVY METAL GENTLEMAN RISING OUT OF RUCK
I AM SO NIMBLE-FINGERED, RUBBING STRINGS SO FAST
ALSO BETWEEN YOUR MAIDEN GIRLFRIENDS LEGS
I’LL SURELY NEVER GET REDUCED TO PENURY
LIKE A POOR WRETCH WHO’S ROCK’N ROLLING IN MONEY
MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS, NOW REALITY
UNTIL ANOTHER BASTARD GETS BIGGER THAN ME