my girl she’s on the ill tip
exercised her right to forfeit and rust a bit
her brain’s like a microchip
now its a day in the life of
a space cadet that a mother calls daughter
and just follow the instructions
and the pieces come alive
when her shit malfunctions
yeah, they said she’ll never last but they lied
— chorus —
microchip girl — kick ass at trivia girl
cd-rom curls
now she wants a pc, to stick a modem into me
i’m not the kind of guy who goes online for just any girl
now it’s a strange, strange relationship
microchip girls got her head on straight
i should know i put it there
now what do i get her for christmas
she’s got it all on hard disk
accessable to the world
just follow the instructions
i just keep her oiled and she’s cool
when her shit malfunctions
i just plug her in to refuel
— chorus —
microchip girl — found the end of pi
32 bit curls