Let’s go to Milwaukee say hi to Mr. C. Fonzi Potsi Richie too Ralph’s at
Arnold’s sniffing glue Joanie loves Johnny Joanie and Johnny kiss Chachi
Is getting pissed these aren’t very happy days cause nobody’s getting
Laid Joanie loves Johnny now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow Pinkie
Tuscadero’s stewed Fonzie’s all fucked up on ‘ludes Joanie loves Johnny
Joan and John got tattoos now they’re going to inspiration point that’s
Where we’re all shooting heroin Joanie loves Johnny
