[Once again my friends and countrymen
Lend us your ears and eyes
The Showstopper is stupid fresh
When will you be satisfied?]
Yo bust it Sandy D.
Yo what’s up?
Have you ever been to jams when people just stand
And they pay to come in and they don’t even dance?
They’re so uncouth they think they’re cute
Am I lying? No it’s the truth
Right now I’m gonna show you how it’s supposed to be
Cuz we, the Salt and Pepa MCs
Will chance the circumstance rocks your pants
My fans, this is called the jam
Sandy…What?…Sandy…What?
Sandy, we’ll be breaking hearts, ya know
That’s true, it’s all about money though
But Douglas and Richie won’t like it (So?)
Come on then, let’s stop the show
Yo, this beat is stupid fresh
Huh, yeah, you know it, cold dissed Doug Fresh
Top choice, of course, the rest is soft
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Listen now, I ain’t down to rap
Are you serious? Just like a heart attack
Come on now, Cher! I don’t want to
Get on now, Cher! Do I have to? Yeah!
Well I really don’t have too much to say
Yo, then here’s my story anyway
It’s just a little somethin’ too hot to be missed, girl
I was going downtown (???), serious
Cher took the train home from work
Pissed off because of a stain on my shirt
The train made a stop (Where?) Two hundred and five
And a little soft guy walked inside