Transcribed by nicola
Sarah:
Hellothis is saint etienne here with a special christmas message for you all. how are you feeling bob?
Bob:
I’m feeling dandy and I just want to say happy christmaswar is over. how are you feeling pete?
Pete:
I’m feeling my oats. it’s a bit parky in hereisn’t it? anyone fancy a drink? what’s your favourite christmas drink bob?
Bob:
Ummcan I have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of ? ? ? please?
Pete:
Certainly sir. and sarah?
Sarah:
No thank you. eh… can I have a glass of champagne with an oxo cube in it please? thank you. mmmmm.
Bob:
Do you want a drink peteI’m buying this round?
Pete:
No.
Sarah:
We’ve got a couple of songs for you and the first one is…
Bob:
Driving home for christmasa smashing song by chris rea. and the second one is..
Pete:
Message in a bottlea tribute to the gentle giant of rocksting.
Sarah:
And now we’d all like to say…
All:
Happy christmas!!