Space Quest (R. Wilco)
I’m always on a mission
to save someone, and I
tell yah, after a while
it is no fun.
I’m sick of getting pushed
around by people who are
supposedly my friends.
You’d think that since
we’re in space, the torture
from them would end.
Now I’m on a lil quest, better
then the rest.
And I’m gonna save the day, hey
that’s all I have to say.
I’ve defeated Vohaul, and those
damn Sarien.
I whooped their ass like I would
the damn Red Baron.
I got chased around by a Labion
Terror Beast, he thought with me
he could have a wonderful feast.
I defeated so many evil villians.
Now it’s time that I retired
cause I don’t wanna deal with
another Sarien Encounter.
I’ve been involved in 6 god
damn Space Quest.
I just wanna sit at home and
play with Beatrice’s breasts.