Bring your own lampshadesomewhere there’s a party
Here it’s never endin’can’t remember when it started
Pass around the lampshadethere’ll be plenty enough room in jail
If bein’ wrong’s a crimeI’m serving forever
If bein’ strong’s your kindthen I need help here with this feather
If bein’ afraid is a crimewe hang side by side
At the swingin’ party down the line
At the swingin’ party down the line
Pound the prairie pavementlosin’ proposition
Quittin’ school and goin’ to work and never goin’ fishin’
Water all aroundnever learned how to swim now
If bein’ wrong’s a crimeI’m serving forever
If bein’ strong’s your kindthen I need help here with this feather
If bein’ afraid is a crimewe hang side by side
At the swingin’ party down the line
At the swingin’ party down the line
Bring your own lampshadesomewhere there’s a party
Here it’s never endin’can’t remember when it started
Pass around the lampshadethere’ll be plenty enough room in jail
If bein’ wrong’s a crimeI’m serving forever
If bein’ strong is what you wantthen I need help here with this feather
If bein’ afraid is a crimewe hang side by side
At the swingin’ party down the line
[mumble] at the swingin’ party down the line
Catch you down at the swingin’ party down the line