BINKY THE DOORMAT
From: Joshua J.B. Smith
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{Main Riff}
This is horror movie stuff.
the muffin is peach, you’re ‘makin’ love’.
You mean this opera involves handcuffs?
I lay defeated.
Yeah, sour milk mouth, horseradish sweet.
she’s a girl and she’s loving me
but distance is my tendency.
I am defeated
A5 C5 G5 Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /
Have you lost your place?
A5 C5 G5
I wore my doormat face.
A5 C5 G5 Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /
I hung my this or that.
A5 C5 G5
I laid my welcome mat.
{Main riff}
If I’m your oyster, where’s the war?
You leave me gasping, tattered and torn.
I know you can’t find a fork.
I am just a little acorn.
Well, acorns grow to mighty trees.
You’ve got sauce, but you don’t have knees.
Now look who’s asking pretty please.
I lay defeated.
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Have you lost your place?
A5 C5 G5
I wore my doormat face.
A5 C5 G5 Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /
I hung my this or that.
A5 C5 G5
I laid my welcome mat.
{Bridge}: D—-|C—B-A| 4 Times
{Main riff}
Call your bathroom friends around.
I will fake a little frown.
I will be your little clown,
easily defeated.
Yeah, shut the door and open wide.
seconal and astroglide.
fuck with me and traumatize.
don’t you see I love your hide?
All the beauty that’s trapped inside.
Can’t you see I love your hide.
Can’t you see I love your hide.
Can’t you see it?
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Have you lost your place?
A5 C5 G5
I wore my doormat face.
A5 C5 G5 Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /
I hung my this or that.
A5 C5 G5
I laid my welcome mat.
A5 C5 G5 Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /
Have you lost your place?
A5 C5 G5
I wore my doormat face.
A5 C5 G5 Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 /
I hung my this or that.
A5 C5 G5
I laid my welcome mat.