Man: So tell me a little bit about yourself, Emily
Emily: What can I tell you that you haven’t already heard in gossip? Tell me all the terrible things you’ve heard about me.
Man: To tell you the truth, Emily, they are saying bad things about you… they say you’re a drug taker.
Emily: Yeah, sometimes I guess.
Man: What kinds of trouble do you get into?
Emily: Sometimes, late at night, when everyone is asleep, I amputate my face.
Man: Why would you amputate your face Emily?
Emily: People like you always want to know why, always want to know how. Haven’ t you ever done something just because it was something no one ever expected you to do? Haven’t you ever done something just because you’ve never done it before?
Man: No, I don’t condone that kind of idiotic behavior; I see it as a failure to accept the reality you’ve been provided.
Emily: Fuck reality.
Man: But reality is everything.
Emily: Then, guess what? Fuck everything. You’re ugly.
