Come here, folks, and gather ’round
Cause I’m the king of this here town
Oh, I’ve heard it all before
Just leave your dreams there by the door
CHORUS
He’s the Bana Slug King
And he’s like that, too
Enie, meanie, minie, moe
Catch a dreamer by the toe
Touch my slime and then you’ll see
You’re on your way, boy, stick with me
CHORUS
When I was just a boy
And the world was my toy
That’s when it came and I saw the thing
The once and future Banana Slug King
He moved slow and deliberate
And everything that he touched
Stuck to him
He became so big and round
That nobody asked a lot of questions
CHORUS