«Perverts, on your knees!
For what you’re about to receive
It’s definitely def
That’s deffo for Defheads
F.Def for the Death-Deaf Undef…
Astley’s in the noose (hang loose kid)
Lift the lid on the crimes he did
Caught playing safe,
It’s a bored game,
All the same and everybody’s playing it…
Nobody’s saying it like this
Like, laying it down-No!
Theyy’re brown-nosing, posin’ pretty
In shitty shit city,
It’s a tragedy, pure sit-comedy…
So we steal, so what,
So far, so good,
We’re Robin Hoods, for the good of the loosers
The boozers, the ugly, the crazy,
The drunks and the punks,
The perverts, the lazy…
The trouble here is that trouble never happens
There’s bubbles to burst
So making trouble’s a first,
Rhythm and rhyme, partners in crime;
Going for the prime time-
I’m gonna get mine.
CHORUS
This is the law-don’t argue
This is the law-stop grinnin’!
Make some noise-shake what you’ve got…
Go ahead-kick a hole in the speaker
This is the law-for the ugly,
This is the law,