I went to bed too late
and got up too soon
My poor head still spinnin’
from too much booze
I got a foot in the gutter
a foot in the grave
I ain’t seen home
in the last three days
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Oh my god! Look what the cat dragged in
living my life sin after sin
Night rolls up, and I do it again
oh my god! Look what the cat dragged in
No, tell, motel, hotel, bed
if it wasn’t for the sunlight
I’d swear I was dead.
I got a girl on the left of me,
a girl on the right
And I know damn well I slept with both last night
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I’m late for work on Monday
and my boss is bitching
I can’t get out of bed
cause my heads still spinning
My hair’s in a rat’s nest
I look like hell
Am I half alive or half dead?
I just can’t tell
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