(Intro:)
C G
Someone had the right idea out in Iowa.
G7 C
Palo Alto County had its own straw poll.
F
Folks who listened to their radio
C Am
Were told to flush their toilets so
D G7
Their candidate might win the Super Bowl.
C G
Folks in Emmetsburg have got things in perspective
G7 C — C7
And good common sense that they rely upon.
F
When the beaming smiles and golden throats
C Am
Come shaking hands and begging votes,
D G — G7
The folks in Emmetsburg head for the john.
(Verse:)
C G C
If you love that politician, pull the chain.
C C7 G — G7
Send the world of woe and trouble down the drain.
C C7
It’s the road to satisfaction.
F F7
It’s a natural reaction.
C G C
