Why Can’t I Get Laid?
(Dedicated to people that can’t get laid)
Verse
You know I always ask this question to myself
Why can’t I get laid?
I mean am I ugly or something?
Or do I have a bad attitude?
Chorus
Get over it!
Get over it!
Snap out of it!
Verse
I was in a bar
And there were hundreds of babes
I smiled at one
Nothing happened
Oh well c’est la vie
Verse
My mother says I’m cute
But all mothers say that to their children
Now that I think about it
She pauses when I ask her the question
Okay I’m being paranoid
Verse
I just stand in this corner
And no one talks to me
Boo Hoo
I can always count on the palm sisters to come over anytime
I think I’ll take a shower with them
I mean we’re connected
Rub Rub a Dub
Rub Rub a Dub
Bridge
You know I always ask this question to myself?
You know I always ask this question to myself?
Why can’t I get laid?
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