Wow!
How cute! What a guy!
The kind that makes my mouth go dry
He turned around and flashed me a smile
While I pictured us walking down the aisle
But then just the other day
All I needed was to hear him say
That he yearned for a deeper connection
His lips parted upon the confession
He said
Oh Oh Oh I want you
Oh Oh Oh I want you
Oh Oh I want you with no protection!
Wow!
How could I argue with that
He’d gotten to me in five seconds flat
So hoping and trusting too
I took him home quick
I was wanting it too
We shed our clothes as we shut the door
And out from the bottom drawer
Female condoms— my predilection
But when he saw my selection
He said
No No No I want you
No No No I want you
No No I want you with no protection!
Wow!
How could I miss what he meant
He suddenly seemed less intelligent
He said If it’s not spit then it’s not love
So put away those beat up gloves
And I said
No No No this won’t do
And I lost my erection
Now listen to me
Oh Oh Oh I want you
But No No No this won’t do
No No I won’t screw with no protection!