You’ll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you’d really like for Chirstmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who’s horny and queer
To make the most
Out of Chirstmas cheer
Chorus:
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Chirstmass queer
I wanna be your Chirstmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year
Don’t be a miserable
Mike Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Chirstmas tree
Well push the packages
Out of the way
And after you’ve unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we’ll play
(repeat chorus)
Your family
Won’t give you encouragemnet
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples, licking nuts
Putting candy canes