Wax the boner [x4]
Wax the boner — put it in
Piercing cobwebs — deep within
Stabbing maggots — penis red
Moldy Oldy — in my bed
Lube the lizard — pelvic thrust
Hard to breathe — inhaling dust
Can’t hold back — time to spunk
Corpse of granny — full of gunk
[repeat entire verse 3 times]