i got this girl
she’s great and all that
the only problem is
she’s enormously fat
she eats everything
thats in her sight
im afraid one day
she’ll become my wife
i just wanna be close
just kiss and hug her
but my arms cant wrap around
all of her blubber
but still she’s great
she’s alot of fun
but her head alone
must weigh a tonne
chorus
how can i say i love you
when your sitting on my face x2
we have to sleep seperate
because of her head
’cause that big thing
take’s up two beds
her jelly belly is
so wide andso tall
that we had to knock down
our bedroom wall
she’s getting too much
what will i do
donate her to
the Dublin zoo!
chorus x2