OK, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It’s time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter’s tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It’s time to masturbate
I got my Hustler and I don’t need nothin’ else
Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody’s home, I’m alone
The Devil in Miss Jones
Nobody’s home, I’m alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin’ gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and and hairy bushes
S & M, whips & chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs & slappin’ cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who’ll eat your pee and poo
And guys who’d love to fuck your shoe
There’s she-males, lezbos & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens, who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch
Ain’t got no woman next to me — I just got this magazine
And what’s on the TV screen — but that’s okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby