Chorus:
Tory ladies, on we go,
Where we’re going we don’t know;
But we’ll make a damn fine show,
All for Maggie’s Party.
Verses:
Blue rosettes and blue rinsed hair,
Tory ladies everywhere,
Arm in arm and debonair,
All for Maggie’s Party.
Summer fetes were not in vain,
Selling knick-knacks in the rain,
Tupperware is quite the game,
All for Maggie’s Party.
Help support our new MP,
Make him scones and Typhoo tea;
That’s the place for you and me —
Here in Maggie’s Party.
[ From «Phonetappers and Punters Club Songbook», produced by Dave Crosher
for the 1981 Scottish Labour Party Conference, published by Clause 4 and
printed by West Lothian Constituency Labour Party. I’m sure they won’t
mind if you update it for the era of the Grey Man of Huntingdon. ]