(Tune «Nowhere Man»)
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He’s a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX .plans
For nobody
Knows the blocksize from ‘du’
Cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn’t he a bit like you
And me?
UNIX Man, don’t worry
It’s the tube that’s blurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned
He’s as wise as he can be
Programs in lex, yacc and C
UNIX Man, can you help me
At all?
UNIX Man, please listen
My printout is missin’
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is your ‘at’ command