(Cap Steps version)
O… What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Don’t let him drive in a windy gale..
Or you’ll lose the jobs of Alaskan whalers…
Oily in the morning.
Give him a test with a breathalyzer…
Wait a couple hours till ya analyze ‘er…
Give my attorney a tranquilizer…
Oily in the morning.
Way-hey the ship capsizes
Way-hey the oil rises
Way-hey drink Budweise’s
Earli in the morning.
What do you do when the mate gets tired?
If in the brew the Captain’s mired?
Like John Tower I’ll be retired…
Earli without warning.
Don’t wanna be a straight-laced cynic…
Hang beer cans from the tanker’s spinnak…
Sail her off to the Betty Ford Clinic…
…Put mine on the rocks (-*hic*-)