Tune of `Walking in a Winter Wonderland’
Hello kids, are you listening?
In Kiev, things are glistening
A beautiful sight
We’re happy tonight
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland
It begain in Chernobyl
But the cloud’s goin’ global
We’ll all feel just fine
We’ll sip iodine
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland
Near the meltdown we can build a snowman
And we’ll name him Andrei or Mikhail
Then we’ll sit around and watch him glow, man
Until we duck the phosphorescent hail
Lots of folks will expire
As they sit by the fire
The stacks will look neat
Encased in concrete
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland
La la la, la de da da
La la la, la de da da
La dee da da da
La dee da da da
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland
Oh, we can all go have bone marrow transplants
Maybe somehow we will all survive
We’ll have lots of fun in chemother’py
When we sport growths in 2025!
Gone away is the sun here
Here to stay is the nuclear
We’ll play in the snow
We’ll laugh and we’ll glow
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland!