730 CKLG Morning Zoo Cementheads (1989)
New kids got run over by a reindeer
All the little children are in shock.
No more loud annoying high falsettos-oh-ohhh
Now there’s no more new kids on the block.
They were singing their new hit song:
Cover Girls With The Right Stuff
Now they’re trophies for a reindeer,
Mounted on his mantle, hanging tough.
Many times I was mistaken,
When I went to see their show.
Was it Danny, Donny, Joe, John, Jordon,
Or Larry, Curly, Shemp and Moe-oh-oh-oh-ohh?
New kids got run over by a reindeer.
All the little children are in shock.
No more loud annoying high falsettos-oh-ohh
Now there’s no more new kids on the block.
Now the new kid fans are crying,
And they say this really sucks!
But don’t blame it on the reindeer,
‘Cause I’m the one who gave him fifty bucks.
New kids got run over by a reindeer.
No more little brats for me to mock.
No more pre-pubescent high falsettos-oh-ohh
Now there’s no more new kids on the block.