This was written by GRoo who is the most pious,
Kindhearted and morally pure person I know 🙂
The devil made him do it
Fourteen inch dildos with straps of elastic
Form fitting underwear made of clear plastic
Five foot four women with haircuts like boys
These are a few of my favourite toys.
Warm sticky substances smeared on my belly
Plastic containers filled with KY Jelly
Women who can turn their tongues upside down
These are a few of the best things I’ve found.
When the whip cracks. When the straps snap.
When I’m feeling glum.
I think of the wonderful games that I’ve played.
I let out a sigh and .
Isn’t it amazing what people trying to avoid work can get up to?