A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse, of course,
That is, of course, unless the horse
Is the famous Mr. Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse
He’s always on a steady course
Talk to Mr. Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak
And waste you time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one will talk till his voice is horse,
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this:
«I am Mr. Ed.»