Ground control to Jerry Brown
Ground control to Jerry Brown
Get your turtleneck, the count is running down….
Jerry Brown to Ground Control
(Like 10 like 9 like 8)
Now I’m really on a roll (like 7 like 6)
(like 5)
Crushing Klingons in the pre-election poll (like 4 like 3 like 2)
(Like 1-800-LIFT-OFF!)
This is ground control to Jerry Brown here’s what you’re zooming toward
Since you won that zero-gravity award we will make you chairman of the ouiji board
Rocket with this longshot Democrat.
I promise earthlings that
I will wobble like a spacewalk acrobat
And your taxes like your planet will be flat.
Oh dear, am I going on a spacewalk?
I am someone who is guaranteed to lose
Like my party likes to choose.
Jerry Brown it’s ground control you’re slipping through the ozone hole.
Can we cream you Jerry Brown?
Can we dream you’re going down?
Can we beam you out of town?
Oops Jerry’s lost out in the nebulous don’t come back soon.
Hot air’s in your balloon
Since you promised us the moon.