The original tune is «I want a new Drug»
I want an RT One that won’t make that «click»
One that won’t try to crash my files or (make me feel 3 feet thick)
I want an RT One that won’t (hurt my head)
(One that won’t make my mouth turn dry) (or make my eyes turn red)
One that won’t zap my windows when I don’t want it to
One that runs the BSD of UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2
I want an RT One that will boot
One that won’t smoke too much or rm the root
I want an RT One with an FPA
One that won’t «segmentation fault»
One that won’t fall asleep all day.
One that won’t zap my windows when I don’t want it to
One that runs the BSD of UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2, UNIX 4.2 (TM)
I want an RT One that does what it should
One that won’t make the network lag One that won’t make (me feel too good)
I want an RT One (with no doubt)
(One that won’t make me talk too much) (or make my face break out)
One that won’t zap my windows when I don’t want it to
One that runs the BSD of UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2, yeah, yeah
