Well, as long as parodies are showing up, I might as well share this bit
I wrote for my comedy troupe, «And The Prune Bran Players» (listen for us!
We just may show up on Dr. D’s some day!)
Please note that this parody is copywrite 1989. You may reproduce it, but
You may not perform it or claim it as your own. (The other sticky thing is
That we have *not* gotten permission from the original owners of the song.)
To «The Sound of Silence» by Simon & Garfunkel:
The Sound of Cylons
Hello Starbuck my old friend,
We’re under fire once again.
There’s ninety-nine of them and two of us
But they couldn’t hit a Metrobus
They’re really stupid ’cause they’ve only got one eye
They’re going to die.
Hear the sound of Cylons
Can’t understand a word they say
The sound effects are overplayed.
Everyone says that they are really mean
I say they sound just like a voice machine.
They make strange noises, like a lightsaber on the fritz.
They’re just the pits.
Hear the sound of Cylons
Now we have reached planet Earth
No more do we have to search.
But they followed us and now we go.
Nobody liked it so they cancelled our show.
No more Vipers, Battlestars or Daggetts.
They’re all such maggots!
No more sound of Cylons.
