My absolute favorite x-mas song is on dr. demento’s dementia royale
(i think! anyway its the one with the cartoon of him on a purple
Background, hurling through space with his desk and records and
Microphone)
It’s called «i found the brains of santa claus»
I guess i’ll post the lyrics here. i’m in the mood.
Can’t remember the name of the artist off hand…
I found the brains of santa claus, underneath my bed.
They were in a pickle jar i wonder if he’s dead?
Oh, they smell like dried up tuna, and look more gray than red.
I found the brains of santa claus i bet you that he’s dead.
(chorus)
Yes, he still may have a jelly belly and a big white fluffy beard,
But without that gray stuff in his head he would act kinda weird!
I found the brains of santa claus, his wife might want them back.
I’d send them to her c.o.d., the zip code’s all i lack.
They really aren’t much use to me ‘cept serve them as a snak.
I found the brains of santa claus, it’s strange but it’s a fact.
Chorus
I found the brains of santa claus, underneath my bed.
They were in a pickle jar, i WONDER if he’s dead!
(while holding nose:) oh, they smell like dried up tuna,
And look more gray than red.
YES i found the brains of santa claus….
I hope he isn’t deeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
(not a parody by the way, original but typical sounding x-mas
Music.)